In the technical aspect, this is probably the worst performance aspect. In most other aspects, I loved this performance.
Lengthy ramblings on a funny event
So, I was doing a performance in school where we would play Learn To Fly (Foo Fighters). We ran around, setting everything up (it was part of a Sports Award Ceremony). I had to use someone else’s guitar rather than the classic school ones because it was wayyyy better and wasn’t rusty-stringed, but that was okay. He did warn me the strap was a little wonky and wouldn’t always work.
Anyway, all the musicians were at the back, and I was proving to my friends that I could lick my knees standing up without bending my knees (I can, in fact do this - I used to do gymnastics, which was odd because although I’m fairly tall and lean, I’m not that thin or fit - I don’t really do sport - and have quite wide shoulders in comparison to most of the gymnastics people - but anyway, I can do such an odd feat). After doing so, I went to sit down, so without looking, I went to place my hand down to see where I was sitting. But, as it proves, it doesn’t really help to do that. I placed my left thumb right on the circle pin of the electric bass that is used for a strap.
And then, I sat on my thumb. Those things really aren’t sharp, but with the weight of someone (myself) falling on a bench after licking their knees and losing their balance, it can fuck a thumb up. Blood flew from my thumb and landed on the arm of our bassist, who was sitting next to the bass. My thumb had had a lot of skin torn off, had a deep purple bruise and a second cut on it. The first cut was bleeding. Not too much, but enough that I probably couldn’t play like that. But most of all, it hurt. Like, a lot for a thumb. Not the worst I’ve had, but fair enough I definitely wouldn’t play. Also, considering it’s the left hand, it’s the thumb that you place on the back of the neck of the guitar while playing. Even if you play guitar, just like me, you probably won’t think much of that. But, then I tried playing unplugged to see, and I push my thumb against the neck. A lot. So that really hurt.
We ran to the nurse to get some gauze, and we got some. But then, running back, my friend (the other guitarist) dropped his pick - specially designed by a mutual friend for his birthday - into a deep drain with no way to get it out. That lowered morality.
By the time the time came for us to play, the blood had soaked through the gauze mostly. But we got up, we played. We started the song, we were doing good. At the second chorus or so, the strap (which if you remember is a bad strap) fell off, and the guitar was in my hands, but like you can’t play standing up without a strap. (I forgot to say, I was also singing this song, so I couldn’t just sit.) The other guitarist ran to fix it, and with the help of our music teacher, we got it fixed soon.
Oh, did I mention also? It was a sports assembly. All those rude people (you know, the “cool kids” who I can assure you aren’t cool, and are really rude and annoying) play sports, so they were in the front row, laughing their head off at this failure. Which I can admit, it was.
Then the strap fell a second time. The music teacher fixed it again. Even funnier, because it lasted longer without the strap, and had me plucking instead of playing chords. Oh, and we could barely hear the other guitar, even though he is the main guitarist.
At this point, my gauze just flew right off. And then the strap, for a third time. So I managed to balance on one leg with the other propped up and the guitar on it, while I sang. But the blood was all over the back and it was slippery as I played the bridge and it really hurt. At which point, I gave up, placed the guitar on the floor in front of me, and sang the final choruses and clapped - and everyone clapped and cheered super loud, even the rude kids in the front row who I have beef with - and they meant it. And then our drummer did an awesome solo. And it ended up amazing.