500 Signs You Don't Know Enough IF

  1. You wonder why anyone would want to sniff a wizard.
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  1. Your “to play” list is 42 games long.
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Tbh, while I’m aware of shorthands, writing it in full helps me with immersion.

  1. You think that the only kind of IF that’s left are Twine games.
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  1. 80 Days? I’m not sure I have that much time to invest in a single game.
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  1. “Plugh? The actress from Midsommar?”
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  1. You purchase trowels and fertilizer in preparation for SeedComp.
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  1. You’re afraid you won’t understand Best of Three without playing the first two.
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  1. “Spring Thing? Surely that film took place in the winter…”
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On a similar note, “Xyzzy? Wasn’t that the movie that had a $30 gross box office total?”

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