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[severedhand]

@severedhand

@GJMen

I’m worried about slicing too thin and turning my steak into pastrami.

This reminds of a choice line from the game Death of Schlig :

“You attempt to slice the world’s thinnest slice of ham. With atom-splitting precision, you gently push the ham towards the spinning blades.”

Obviously the more often I recall this quote, the more reinforcement it gets in my brain. And I’ve reinforced it quite a lot already!

-Wade