Yo Dawg I Heard You Are Tired Of Making Interactive Fiction? Introducting A “Terrific Way Now” To Create Interactive Fiction For You, Twaiyn – With Subtext!

Looks like you either need a spell checker or an atlas. Nice try but it is already April 2 down here.

I have to say, I was initially skeptical based on the title of this post, but then I actually read it and all my doubts have vanished. Your app is the most impressive IF engine I’ve ever seen and it’s a tragedy that it must be shut down so early. Have you considered adding web3 integration? Blockchain would be really helpful when it comes to getting enough funds to stay solvent. Google AdSense too.

WHAT THE FUCK BOLLOCKS JOHNSON RICKROLLED ME

From what I’ve heard, the United Kingdom of England, Sctoland and Nothen Iceland is actually a UN-recognized country located in the shadow realm 2.4 quantum leaps from our planet’s own United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. It just doesn’t exist on the atlas because they haven’t found a good way to put it on a map without the map bursting into flames. Very unfortunate for those poor United Kingdomians, especially the Sctolandese.

(As it turns out, it’s still April 1st where I’m at.)

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