You have a briefcase. You're not wearing anything.
This could be phrased better,
You wear nothing unusual. perhaps. It currently makes the character sound like a nudist, rather than an MI-5 agent.
Better yet, if the text instead called out to a predicate the could be overridden.
Good point. I’ll figure out a better default.
That’s like…the logline for Cannery Vale.
I don’t get the reference.
One of the plot elements of Cannery Vale involves repeatedly waking up naked on the beach with no memory and nothing but a briefcase to carry around.