OS X Gargoyle crashing after Alan update

I’ve updated my copy of Gargoyle in accordance with the instructions that come with Ted Paladin, and now it won’t run at all. Anyone have any troubleshooting suggestions? (If all else fails, I’ll redownload Gargoyle and give up on Ted Paladin until the Alan issues are resolved.)

I think the Alan update’s for x86 Macs only. This was my problem.

I don’t think that’s my problem – my Mac is “intel core 2 duo” which is x86, isn’t it?

Yes. (Specifically, it’s x86-64, but I doubt that anyone would write a 32-bit only tutorial nowadays.)