Merk's Review: The Chinese Room

The “official” version can be found at my website:

Regarding the maze you mentioned, you can indeed escape. Hint: The sign posted just outside the maze says:

Attention, Adventurer! This MAZE is not for the FAINTHEARTED, nor for the CORRUPT. This is the MORAL MAZE, where only the truly ethical shall pass. Should you find yourself LOST forever - what can you do but PRAY?

Ah, yes, I do remember seeing that. For whatever reason, I quickly forgot about it once I had been wandering around for a little while. I’ll make a note of it in the review, though.

Thank you for casually mentioning the exit to the northeast from the beach. I would have still been stumbling around without you.