Since Bill Belichick Offseason Simulator is a bit out of the way for any route I can think up, I had a look at it in advance. Funny!
It doesn’t seem to require any particular sports knowledge, and it has a very Homestuck kind of vibe, e.g.
congratulations! the rock music gang has abandoned a sprig of nirnroot!
THIS ITEM IS A CRAFTING COMPONENT OF:
-- SLOT RECEIVER
-- SWORD OF ARAGON
-- NIRNROOT GUN