>e
Hostel
I take it this is where you stayed from the time you got to town until our operation. I would have expected that someone with your credentials would have been able to afford something better: The Fleur d’Or, maybe? But maybe you thought this was lower-profile. At least it’s clean and doesn’t smell funny.
The desk attendant is sort of eying us. She doesn’t recognize you – us – but that’s a good thing, I think.
Discarded in one corner is Guidebook to Anglophone Atlantis.
There’s a spiral staircase that leads up to the dormitory rooms.
Hmm, yeah, the lack of privacy of a hostel seems like an awkward fit for a spy. From the map, the Fleur d’Or is over to the southeast, near the university – maybe the target of our operation was over that way, and we wanted some distance?
As promised:
>smell
We smell nothing unexpected.
More interestingly:
>x attendant
She’s dressed in a kind of casual-hippy way: nose ring, poofy blouse that doesn’t fit quite right.
>x ring
It’s silver and reasonably discreet.
>x blouse
White cotton with little ribbons on it. I hate that kind of frilly nonsense.
Look, I don’t want to be too judgey here, but I’m beginning to feel like Alex might have a tiiiiiiny misogynistic streak. And I say that partially to justify this actually-quite-mean bit of attempted mischief:
>remove b from blouse
We reset the device to b. The blouse flickers and there is a brief image of a louse in its place, but a legal override kicks in: a B-remover is hardware-crippled to prevent generating any living creature.
Probably for the best.
For some reason, this futile action made this notification ping:
Achievement accomplished: Finished tutorial mode!
I don’t think I’d been getting tutorial prompts for a while, so I’m a bit mystified about what the trigger was, but hey, we got an achievement! (Also, cool, there are achievements. I suspect there’s one for removing every letter of the alphabet…)
Let’s check out the guidebook:
>x book
A much-thumbed and several years out-of-date guidebook to this immediate area. The cover is tomato-red but the pages are crinkly and beige: it appears that someone has spilled coffee on it.
There’s too much here to take in in a quick read, but we could look up specific topics if we wanted to read more.
Once we grab it, we start looking up locations:
>look up park
The fountain is listed as one of the attractions of the old town park: the design and execution of the sculpture credited to one M. Antoinne, and was apparently his final work before he faced a firing squad for his use of an irregular surname. (This was during one of the more blood-soaked episodes of standardization, evidently.)
Yeah, I’m definitely getting even stronger “fountain’s gonna turn into a mountain” vibes here.
We’ll look up the other places we’ve been, though hold off on unvisited areas for now:
>look up sigil
The entry on Sigil Street proclaims it an excellent place for those seeking to commission their own fonts or indulge in other typographical expenses.
>look up church
The guidebook devotes two and a half pages to the splendors of the New Church, located on the western edge of the town square. It particularly admires the clean lines of the architecture, the solidly constructed pews, and the austere decoration; in fact, the more you read, the more the guide seems to be rhapsodizing about what the builders left out, instead of what they put in. The guide also recommends a visit to the church gift shop, which apparently supports assorted worthy causes, such as, for instance, buying a new roof for the structure and paying a custodial staff.
Wonder if we’ll get to see the Old Church, or if it used to be where the New one is.
>look up ampersand
Ampersand Bend is notable to the guidebook chiefly for the presence of a fine museum. A little less fine now that we’ve been past, perhaps.
Hmm, wonder what it says about the machine?
>look up museum
A museum of linguistic instruments open to the public is to be found on the grounds of the Fleur d’Or hotel.
Oops, wrong museum, but I suspect we’ll be yoinking some of those.
>look up hostel
Mysteriously, the entry for the hostel itself, which ought to contain ratings of its cleanliness, safety, and reliability, has been obliterated with a black marker.
Ha!
>look up cinema
The Guidebook lists the cinema at the north end of the town park as the best place to see films “correctly and legally dubbed”.
Despite our best efforts, I can’t find a way to look up the back alley – guess it really was an anonymous, functional space.
Time to chat up the attendant; I run into a weird thing where typing ASK ATTENDANT ABOUT ROOM gets an error, but doing so after TALK TO ATTENDANT works, so dunno what’s going on with that.
>talk to attendant
We greet the desk attendant.
“Yeah, I see you,” she says.
I’d like to ask whether we can keep the guidebook.
>ask whether we can keep the guidebook
“Hey, does this guidebook belong to the hostel, or can I keep it?”
“Sure, whatever,” she says. “People take and leave stuff all the time. It’s no big deal.”
>ask her about room
“Are there free beds for the evening?”
“Sure,” she says. “You can go up and claim whichever free one you like. The hostel won’t really fill up until this evening.”
>ask her about herself
“Do you like this job?”
She looks taken aback. “It’s a living,” she says. “I mean, sort of. And the management doesn’t really listen to what I tell them. And sometimes people are really loud. Or jerky. But my parents really really realllly wanted me to stay in school so I kind of stopped wanting to, if that makes sense. I don’t know, maybe I’ll go back later.”
You apparently have a strong urge to sympathize on the topic of parents. I don’t.
I’m inclined to sympathize on the topic of parents.
Ah, this is clearer now that I’m pasting in the transcript – looks like there’s a missing line break setting off that final sentence from the paragraph above, so that indicates it’s a topic suggestion, rather than Alex saying contradictory things one after another.
>ask her about parents
“Parents can be that way,” you say, with sudden vehemence. “They work on you like you’re a project, like they’re raising a show dog or something. It took me a long time to figure out that while I was with my parents I wasn’t ever going to even know what I wanted, who I wanted to be. So you got away from that, good for you.”
And good for her skipping her education when it would have been paid for, and going into an unfulfilling job that doesn’t earn enough to live on, right? Seems a little askew to me, but hey.
“I don’t think my parents were that bad,” she says, with a taken-aback little laugh.
OK so Andra has some ~backstory~ that we’ll eventually be getting into, I’m sure. That was awkward, so maybe let’s just see ourselves out.
>u
Dormitory Room
Painted off-white, with hard wood floors under many layers of protective gloss coating: there are no surfaces in this room that would take a stain. Four dorm beds are lined up against the wall.
The locker you identify as your own sits near one of the beds, still locked with its dial lock.
A girl of about 19 is standing in the middle of the room, looking around as though she can’t quite believe where she landed or what she’s doing here. She is carrying a heavy pack and wearing a pink t-shirt.
“Hey,” says the girl. “Do you think this place is safe?” she asks conspiratorially.
I must look blank, because she goes on, “I saw this documentary once, right, about a serial killer who went from youth hostel to youth hostel, grooming girls and killing them. And then he’d chop up the bodies and put the body parts into the lockers. And no one would find out until he’d gone away again.”
Nothing like that has happened around here, but she seems to get a charge out of scaring herself with this story.
I’d like to ask for privacy.
Ah, so there’s our stuff, but yeah, this girl doesn’t seem like someone we want witnessing our dark deeds, for her sake as much as our own.
>x girl
She is just the sort of tourist who most annoys the locals, but actually I find her type a little endearing: she may not be very sophisticated yet, but she wants to expand her horizons, and that’s more than you can say for most of the friends she probably left back at home.
Hey, Alex has a rare kind word for someone, that’s a nice change of pace.
>ask her about herself
The backpacking girl doesn’t seem interested in talking about herself.
“Do you like this place so far?”
We could approve of Atlantis or ask for privacy.
Possibly my response to this question was biased by playing the game under the Trump administration:
>no
“There are a lot of things to say about the government,” we reply cautiously.
“Like what?”
“It’s better not to say them out loud.”
“If you can’t say something nice, it’s better not to say anything at all,” the girl responds. “I hate gossip especially when people won’t give hard details. That’s how this girl Stacy at my school got totally ostracized for supposedly doing something slutty only no one knew what it was.”
I want to follow up on Stacy, but that’s not a valid conversation topic, apparently. The girl makes her own conversational gambit while I flail, though:
“So when did you get to Anglophone Atlantis, anyway? How long have you been here?”
We want to lie about visiting or ask for privacy.
>truth
That’s not a verb I recognize.
We are a spy, so fair enough I suppose.
>lie
“Just a few days. I wanted a little time to see the place, before it got all crazy for Serial Comma Day,” you lie smoothly.
“Oh, yeah, that was smart,” she says. “I am really not ready for this at all.”
With a grunt, she shrugs off her pack and puts it on the ground near one of the beds. “Have you tried talking to the desk girl downstairs? I mean for more than two seconds? She is a total witch that starts with B, know what I mean? Like, she looked at me like I was completely an idiot, right, and, like, what does she expect? Of course I don’t know my way around, I just got here.”
We could agree about the attendant or ask for privacy.
>agree
“I’ve seen more impressive customer service,” you say.
“You’d think they’d be a little nicer if they want repeat customers,” she grumps. I decide not to point out that the hostel is by far the cheapest lodging place on the island, is probably run on subsidies to make it possible for foreign students to visit at all, and never suffers from any lack of custom.
She eyes the beds thoughtfully, punches each of the mattresses in turn, and then climbs into the one she’s selected. “Wish I hadn’t remembered that serial killer thing,” the girl remarks, half to herself. “Now it’s going to keep me up later. Picturing someone with a saw hacking me up.”
There’s a heavy tread on the stairs, and the desk attendant puts her head in. “Just so you two know, you’re not actually supposed to be hanging out a lot up here during the day. It’s for night use really. I’m not going to do anything today, but it’s kind of against the rules, for future reference.”
She turns around and goes back down. The backpacking girl sticks her tongue out at the departing back.
Let’s check out the rest of the room before continuing this conversation:
>x pack
The flag of Canada is sewn on the back.
Huh, she seems a little mean to be Canadian, but what do I know.
>x locker
A standard metal locker for travelers to leave their valuable possessions in when they go out – or while they sleep, since one’s bunkmates are not always to be trusted. It is of the kind that requires the traveler to bring his own lock, and in fact someone (such as yourself) has put a lock on this one.
>x lock
It’s curious, now you look at it: it’s a combination lock with a dial face, but no one has bothered putting any numerals onto the dial.
You are reminded of making your lock.
Oh, another memory, nice!
>remember making lock
Galley
You were going through the galley cupboards on the yacht. “If you’re looking for coffee, Slango forgot to resupply,” Brock said, descending the galley staircase in a wet Speedo.
“No, the first-letter razor,” you replied, holding up a portable clock. “I need a lock that responds to restoration gel but nothing else.”
“Ah.” Brock toweled his hair. “It’s in my bunk, sorry. Want to come look for it?”
You smiled – a give-away smile. “Wish I could, but we’re on a deadline. Go put some pants on. And bring me the razor.”
Then we’re back in the present.
Ah, so we will be getting embers out of those members. And speaking of members, sure seems like this “Brock” was hot to trot with Andra. The “Slango” we’re supposed to meet with at the Monkey appears to have been part of our crew, too. No indication yet that Alex was on the team, though.
Anyway we didn’t really need that prompt to solve the obvious puzzle:
>put gel on lock
There isn’t enough gel remaining in the little tube for use.
Oh, bugger. My attempt to regroup is interrupted by the conversational topic listing obtruding itself again, though:
My response would be to ask whether she is really from Canada or ask for privacy.
Sure, why not:
>ask her about canada
“So,” we say, nodding at the pack. “Are you really Canadian?”
“Uh, no. I come from Ohio. But don’t tell anyone that. My mom thought this would be safer in case of terrorists. She’s also worried about serial killers but there’s not much I can do about that.”
She watches us with interest. “I hope this place has good souvenirs. I got this great snowglobe at the Vatican, right, that has the Pope inside saying, like, a blessing.”
We could admire the snowglobe or ask for privacy.
Amusingly, I think this must be an artifact of the Bush-era period when we were ashamed to travel internationally as Americans. Plus ca change and all that.
>admire snowglobe
“I bet your friends back home are going to love that.”
“Yeah,” she says. “Though I have to keep my souvenir buying light because there isn’t that much room in my pack.”
I’m inclined to ask for privacy.
>ask her about pack
“What do you think of this?” we ask, pointing to the heavy pack.
The backpacking girl shakes her head.
We could ask for privacy.
Well, if she’s looking for souvenirs:
>show arm to girl
“Here, have a look at this,” we say.
The backpacking girl obviously might faint. After a moment to regain her composure, she flees the vicinity.
Now that I’m looking at the transcript, I realize that all that guff about serial killers was a gentle hint that waving around one of our growing collection of severed body-parts would get us where we need to go, but honestly, when I was playing I didn’t pick up on that and just thought it would be amusing! Possibly there’s a more direct prompt if you ever get around to asking for privacy, or maybe there’s even an alternate solution that doesn’t leave a traumatized backpacker convinced she’s met the Atlantis Chainsaw Massacre-r.
Well, we’ve got the place to ourselves now, might as well finish looking around and then get our stuff:
>x beds
At this time of day, since everyone is checked out, the beds are all stripped down to bare mattress. Linens may be rented at the front desk – but we’re not staying here tonight, so there’s no need to experience the thinning sheets and the pilled woolen blankets. Your memory is enough for both of us.
You have a fleeting thought of how it started with Brock.
Oh, so Brock’s expectations might have had a reasonable basis, huh?
>remember brock
Brock’s Stateroom
It was early morning, almost a year ago now. A dim light came through the portholes. A four-thousand dollar mink blanket covered your hip.
You sat up and started fishing around beside the bed, in the dove-grey shadows, for your bra.
Brock put a hand on your thigh. It seems you woke him.
“That wasn’t your first time,” he said.
“No.” You were still feeling for the underpants and the shirt, not looking at him.
“Well. You’re made of human after all.” Brock stretched, grinned. “After breakfast I’ll clear you some drawer space.”
“This was a one-night event,” you said. “You’re familiar with the concept.”
He got very still. Then he got out of bed. Without looking at you, he got his trunks out of his drawer. “I’m going for a swim.”
Then we’re back in the present.
My main takeaway here is spying is very lucrative, and also sleeping under dead mink seems incredibly gross, hopefully that was made out of letter-substitution from a sink or something.
Since the backpacker is gone:
>open pack
We open the heavy pack, revealing an assortment of very short shorts, a broomstick skirt, flip-flops, bikini bottoms, various t-shirts, an anorak, a fat guidebook to Europe, a cheap camera, and a box of tampons.
Note the profusion of adjectives here – I couldn’t come up with any viable shenanigans, despite harboring the faintest glimmer of hope that “ox of tampons” was implemented. Guess Atlanteans aren’t into Dada sculpture.
>x shorts
It’s a good thing the weather here is really as warm as popularly imagined.
>x skirt
It is the sort of skirt made of thin fabric that twists up into a tight tube, and is supposed to be interestingly crinkly when worn.
>x flip-flops
The sole of each flip-flop is decorated with the image of Snoopy.
>x bottoms
The tops are not in evidence, at least as far as casual inspection reveals.
>x t-shirts
There’s not a one without a logo of some kind.
>x anorak
It might be meant to counter the effect of all the shorts.
>x europe
The spine is cracked at many points and the pages folded over for future reference.
>x camera
It is a flimsy device in rose-pink, with a very small lens.
>x tampons
Let’s not. This is awkward enough already.
Alex, I really need you to stop being so weird about women’s bodies given that you’re in one.
(Trying to take any of this stuff says “the girl may be a bit foolish, but she doesn’t deserve to be robbed on the first day of her trip,” which I can’t argue with).
Back to the locker – we really need some of that gel:
>squeeze tube
We squeeze vigorously, but nothing comes out.
>x tube
The tube claims to be full of restoration gel, but said gel has mostly gone. If only it had been a larger container to start with.
Ah, I see what you’re getting at.
>remove e from tube
We reset the device to e. There is a distinct spearmint flavor, and the tube turns into a tub. Now a handsome, giant-sized tub with RESTORATION GEL prominently emblazoned on the front.
>x tub
Now a handsome, giant-sized tub with RESTORATION GEL prominently emblazoned on the front.
>open it
\We open the tub, revealing some restoration gel.
>x gel
The tub contains a clear, sticky gel that restores objects to their original state, before any letter changing. This is a valuable item in your line of work.
Does what you’d think it would, and seems quite handy indeed! I’m assuming since the tub is so big, we don’t need to worry about running out.
>put gel on dial
We dip out a pea-sized quantity of gel and rub it gently onto the lock. With an audible SPLORT, the lock becomes a clock and falls to the floor. It appears to be one of those archetypal alarm clocks that crows at sunrise and generally makes a nuisance of itself. It shows the time to be about ten to eleven.
I’m starting to understand how you got into all the places you got into. Not that I judge you or your line of work, of course.
[Your score has gone up by one point and is now eight.]
It really takes some of the romance out of the thing to learn that the sound of word-magic is SPLORT, but can’t argue with what works.
Let’s grab the clock in case we need it later (we can’t make a cock, the game luckily assuming we meant a living one rather than adding an NC-17 item to our collection of organs), then check out the locker:
>open locker
Now that the lock has been removed, the locker swings easily open, revealing a roll, a letter, and some plans.
[Your score has gone up by three points and is now eleven.]
>x roll
Now that is more like it: you’ve got us a tidy little stash of euros here.
Huh, Atlantis is in the EU? My governance questions get deeper.
>take it
We pick up the roll.
>x it
Some day you will have to tell me a little bit about the tricks of the trade – how you fenced stuff, you know? Or perhaps you won’t tell me. Maybe it would be better not. At any rate, this money is useful, so I won’t ask too many questions.
>x plans
The plans are rolled up and stuck shut with a label that reads “PROPERTY OF DENTAL CONSONANTS LIMITED – UNAUTHORIZED USE ILLEGAL”. They’re just a set of prints from the main computer design, of course, but still extremely informative: to the right engineer, they might reveal the secret of T-insertion for replication by other companies. These are what you and Brock were originally contracted to lift from the island, at a fee in the multiple millions.
Ah, here’s the score – guess we got them from the Bureau of Orthography and that’s why they’re after us? And interesting to note that Slango apparently wasn’t dealt into the fee…
(I take the plans, but I can’t open them or unroll them or otherwise check them out in any more detail – guess we’re not as interested in the technical details of our industrial espionage).
Last but not least:
>x letter
It’s a letter from your brother, printed off anonymously from an untraceable email account that you accessed in town. Nothing that could be followed back to Slango and the yacht.
Sis,
I’m keeping your wire transfer funds. I want to try for Stanford.
I’d say thank you except that, one, you didn’t get it legally (I saw this documentary about teen prostitutes – if that’s where it came from then EW) and, two, honestly? You owe for what you put us through after you ran away. Mom and Dad were humiliated that you turned into the prodigal daughter. Your face got on milk cartons. Pastor Hughes GAVE A SERMON ABOUT IT.
Mom spent all that time coaching you through spelling practice, you know she doesn’t enjoy getting up at 4 AM, right? You totally threw that in their faces.
If you want to come home sometime, fine, but don’t come to just see me. If you want to see me you have to see Mom and Dad too.
Nate.
Here’s more of that backstory and our parental issues, huh? At least we have enough of a sense of guilt to be sending money home after we ghosted everybody, seems like.
Well, that’s the goal to get Andra’s stuff down – time to head to the other side of the park and see about Alex’s gear.
[continued]