“Hi, this is the Prussian falconry help desk, how can I help you?”
“My falcon’s lost!”
“I’m very sorry to hear that, frau. Do you know what species it is? What it was doing when you lost it? Any idea of its general location?”
“I have no time for this barrage of questions! I am Elisabeth Christine of Brunswick-Wolfenbüttel-Bevern—do you know who I am married to?”
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