Iron ChIF: Pilot Episode (Pacian vs. Draconis, using Dialog)

“They don’t realize one of them is an interdimensional spider” has to be the most intriguing setup. How do they not realize? Are they blind? Does the spider wear a disguise? How good could such a disguise be? Thankfully it is circled with an arrow saying “Keep this bit,” so likely we’ll find out.

Can’t say I’ve ever had spider cake before, and I am arachnophobic, but I hear that adding thingies to spiders makes them taste like chocolate, so I’m hopeful. Pardon me as I avert my eyes while the chIF chops them.

This is going to be fun, as long as I don’t have a heart attack when I realize one of my fellow judges has been an interdimensional spider all along.

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