Iron ChIF: Pilot Episode (Audience Commentary)

[Dissolved]

@DeusIrae

(As long as we’re talking about the antecedents of the trope, it’s worth noting that both of our competitors appear to have leapt to non-terrestrial languages, not just non-human ones

Hmm, I wonder how to distill a joke from this…

The Attic of The Damned
Theoretically, there might have been something here—once. Now it’s just filled with impenetrable spider webs, and you’re not here to clean them out at all.

You smell some spider pheromones here.

>TRANSLATE PHEROMONES

Mostly just a bunch of complaints about some “interdimensional interloper”, with smatterings of “Scab!” and references to “the Great Inter-Web Concord signed in Universe 37B”. None of it ever reveals who this supposed interloper is or what they’re doing.

It’s all a bunch of spider political nonsense to you, so you turn back to looking for your Time-Tourist’s Guide to The Hittites—it has to be around here somewhere.