Iron ChIF: Pilot Episode (Audience Commentary)

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@EJoyce

Draconis’s style

I’m now imagining something like (I must apologise that Draconis has been reduced in my mind to “Something to do with Hittites?!”)

Bakery
You are in a Hittite bakery—no surprises there, since you’re a Hittite and a baker.

There’s yesterday’s bread here.

​>X BREAD

A bit moldy, but otherwise as good looking as it was yesterday.

Surely you can chance it, right?

​>EAT BREAD

Ten minutes later and you’re finished. Perhaps it had gone a bit stale.

Oh. Now you’re experiencing visions. Time to write a complaint to Ea-Nasir for selling you some bad—oh wait, you baked this bread. You’ll have to write a complaint to yourself. On second thought, you can just complain to yourself right now. You certainly won’t be going anywhere soon.

EDIT: I guess this is more of a parody of subject matter than style, but same difference.