IFComp Game Names - Merged!

Speaking of themes:

Aunt Nancy’s Out
Uncle Zebulon’s from Home

The most unexciting game titles ever:

Of Grey
On Beans
And Repeating
No Must Play
Don’t Be of Importance
Only Jump
You Are To Sleep
Stick Falls
Square Cave
Travels in the Circle

and my personal favourite, the ultimate name for a sequel:

Another II

Games you shouldn’t even attempt to play:

And Dies
Death Adventure
Moments Out of Grim
Undo Optimism
Down Points
Buried At Last
Lost Quest
Ruined Game
Terrible Distress
Don’t Man
Congratulations! Out of Time

Games that could have been designed a bit better:

The Coast of Errors
Small world
Symetry nowhere
Trapped in Freedom
Not Much Identity
Stupid Tester
Typo Plague
The Lost Verb

Games that are a bit dubious in nature:

Rape, the Verb
Sins Time!
Beat the Best Man
Strangers in Jane

and my personal favourite, the chance to relive your own birth once more:

Escape from Mother

Seconded!

Coke and Gertrude
The Lost Generation celebrates the Roaring Twenties in Paris, snorting blow.

Concrete Island
Set in Manhattan.

Alcohol Punches
1001 recipes for your next party!

Need! More! Nothing Less
These go so well together that I had to look in Baf’s Guide to confirm that it’s not a real title.

My First Stupid Symbols
A very honest mathematics edutainment game.

The Loneliness of the Long Distance VirtuaTech
Moral of the story: Cybersex isn’t fulfilling.

Return to Much Exercise
Remember your New Year’s resolution!

DEATH DEATH Francisco 1906
Macabrely fitting.

Time Aftermath
Paradoxical.

Grayscale Horizon
A bleak story about depression.

Fallacy Lobster
He’s gonna pinch you with his claws when you affirm the consequent!

Bad Maria
Co-authored by Dan Brown, this game is sure to upset Catholics around the globe.

Leaves Survival
When autumn comes, beware of the Rake’s Progress! … (sorry for that pun.)

Apprentice of Tell
Unfortunately, he missed the apple.

Escape from Inevitable
An exercise in futility.

Crypt Dinnertime!
Yum-yum!

Behind Closed Doors Stowaway
From the Department of Redundancy Department.

Death IV: The Final Voyage
I’m quite sure “Death I” already is the Final Voyage.

I’m rather frightened that the third title I got, the first time I’ve tried this, is:

Stiffy Makane: Snatches

Kissing the Buddha’s Parking
Anatomy Service
Red Dwarf: Infinity Welcomes Careful Typo!
Adventure in Castle (the most generic IF game ever)
Game 64 (strike that!)
An Important Quest (another strong contender)
Naughty Game (the most generic AIF game ever)
Get Magazine. Open Magazine. Paparazzi
Revenge of Dungeon (this time with no reversible exits at all)
Station Uh-Oh
Degeneracy U
Flexible Death
Brave Murder
Fiends from Home
Happy Birthday, and the Cat
Super Zombies
Lack of Spiderman
Internal Phlegm (better than the external variety, I guess)
Quest for Exercise
A Fistful of Water?!
Don’t Fire Until Marooned

and my favorite:

Aunt God

–Duncan

More:

Cow V: The Great Ultimatum
Jesus of Adventure
Soul-Searching Death
Dragon George and the Cat House
Dog Coveted Mirror
Dead Bard
Kaged Raccoon
Escape Assault of the Big Green Cliches
A Short Damn Simple Home Adventure
On my Cardigan
Pestilence Honeymoon
Alcatraz Toast
The Windhall Chronicles, Volume 1: The Path to Nasty Secret
Reality The Game (simulationism’s finest hour)
Darth of Nazareth
Hey, Mansion
The Big Wizard of Oz
Perils of Darkest Chicken of Doom
Rape, Pillage, from Lowell Prison (those furlough policies need an overhaul)
No Adventure
Losing Your Evil Chicken of Doom
Bears, Bears, Operate!
In the Cat
The Loneliness of the AAAAA AAAAAAAAA (maybe loneliness wasn’t so bad after all)
Urban Cow!
Screw the Wasp (a very, very difficult game)

And another favorite:

(You’re) Phlegm