I am going to have to uphold the tradition, though I fear I am not very good at this:
- A quarter of the entries will be Tolkien-style fantasy-themed.
- About five games will be sci-fi-themed.
- Two or three games will be based on Lovecraft’s writing.
- More than half the games will be written in Twine.
- There will be at least one entry with no interactivity at all. It will come second-to-last.
- The game to come last will be a troll entry that is actually quite funny but hopelessly under-implemented.
- There will be one otherwise solid game with an easily-fixed but game-breaking bug that gets noticed within the first three days of the competition but is never actually fixed. This game will get an average rating of around 3.75.
- One entry will feature 80% hidden content, which 80% of the audience will miss.
- Likewise, the commentary on current affairs in two games will be lost on the audience.
- There will be exactly one quickly escalating, toxic discussion on that drives at least one person from this forum.
- There will be several entries gleefully featuring murder, torture, cannibalism or some other unspeakable cruelty, but they will not loose points for it. The debate on down-marking for transgression of common norms of decency will instead focus on the one entry that dares to briefly mention consensual sexuality without mincing words.