IF Name Generator, 2020 Comp edition

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Not the best sequel title.

Space Saving Micropuzzle

Makes surprising sense.

There’s Pie

So delicious and moist.

Oxbridge Ghost Ship

These dread dons haunt the seven seas, although they’re always back on time for Formal Hall.

4 Likes

Quest for the Bronx: All you wanted was to try the new pizza joint in Spuyten Duyvil, but your GPS had other plans. Now you’re out of gas and stranded in Yonkers.

Station Wagon Contortionist: Your wife and kids seemed skeptical when you told them you’d be bringing three futons on the camping trip. There’s not enough room in the station wagon, they said. But you’ll show them. You’ll show them all.

Stoned Turandot: The beautiful and cruel princess Turandot will put to death any suitor who cannot answer her three riddles. That is, if she can stop giggling long enough to recite them.

Cave Cave: You know it, you love it, it’s an adventure in a cave. You go in a cave and do cave stuff. But here’s the twist: inside this cave is ANOTHER CAVE!

Booze in Little Dino Park: All these rapacious reptilians have really got you down, rampaging freely and eating your coworkers and what-have-you. Now where can you get a drink around here?

Christian Text Hair Massacre: You are a young woman about to go to church. But first, you have an important mission: to comb your hair. Content warning: none. This text adventure is entirely free of lasciviousness and idolatry.

4 Likes

Tinseltown In The Snow
The infamous winter of 1949

Generic New York Apartment of Tom Trundle
He’s moved to the big city, but he can’t afford a decorator

Zork Entangled
Can you complete the Zork trilogy a second time, but without crossing your own timeline?

Sheep Stompage!
Just when you thought it was safe to cross the pasture

Lovely Assistant: Desperado
This town ain’t big enough for two glamorous assistants

Stuff of Darkness
When village idiots go bad

Popstar Idol This Will Go On Forever
So sick of elimination reality shows

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WHY IS THIS NOT A THING

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