Lots of good suggestions from the first run:
- Wrath Mummies
- Couch Salvage
- Friday Enigma
- The Colonel’s Simulation
- Runes Manor
- The Evil Quest
Lots of good suggestions from the first run:
Some of these would be totally viable games!
Others, uh, do not:
MUSEUM OF DOGS!!!
(I love dogs so much)
Insanity for Breakfast!
Sorcerer’s Parenting Simulator
Beaten Cowgirls Bleed
Mystery of the Adventure
Red Dwarf: Infinity Welcomes Careful Fire Witch
Can You Escape From Futility
Idea A: Allow me to wish for a word to be included
Idea B: Allow me to vote for names I liked and the game names that were used in those names will be used more often.
I got a couple of potential sequels for Hanon’s game:
Something that sounds more like a threat than a game:
And a game about the last person you’d want defending you in court:
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I’m just a stoned ape. I was captured by your scientists and later they got me really high. Your world frightens and confuses me…
I think that one’s actually about an idealistic young lawyer who defends gorillas accused of low-level drug crimes.
And our next band in Punk Countdown is Phlem Saw!!! Take it away!
These two came out right next to each other. It’s good that the IF Name Generator is thinkin’ FRANCHISE.
Oh no. Here we go again. From the ‘general’ edition, I present:
Really, it just means what it says.
Also known as 2020 Simulator.
You should never have chosen the full English breakfast.
Secret Boomer: The Game
Can you keep up the pretence and pass as a millennial?
Indiana Relationship Simulator
In which you get to woo Mike Pence!
Even more fiendish, and with teeth.
He’s a burglar, but he’s not telling anyone!
And I see… darkness!
Aunt Nancy’s Nazi Mode
The magic words are: “George Soros”. But it’s hard to turn her off once she gets going.
Unfortunately, my limerick game isn’t strong enough to come up with the title drop for that last one.
Of captain and crew dispossessed,
A ghost-ship’s the scene of your quest:
Find out what went wrong.
But your nerve must be strong
To play Limerick Mary Celeste…!
And now I’m 69,106!
An old silent pond
A corpse falls into the pond—
Splash! Silence again.
I’m not entirely sure what to expect, but I wouldn’t be surprised if you play Rudy Giuliani at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
Augustine Textual Adventure
“You’re on a plain. North lies the City of God.”
“A loud voice stops you. ‘Make your Confessions first, sinner!’”
Silence of the Lambs End
You’re having an old friend for dinner.
Ares and Error
A riveting tale of blunders in wartime. Tour the Teutoberg Forest, see the Charge of the Light Brigade, fight a land war in Russia!
After a year, my wish is (partially) granted: Limerick Heist afterword
MAKE AUGUSTINE CHASTE
You cannot do that yet.
Not the best sequel title.
Space Saving Micropuzzle
Makes surprising sense.
So delicious and moist.
Oxbridge Ghost Ship
These dread dons haunt the seven seas, although they’re always back on time for Formal Hall.
Quest for the Bronx: All you wanted was to try the new pizza joint in Spuyten Duyvil, but your GPS had other plans. Now you’re out of gas and stranded in Yonkers.
Station Wagon Contortionist: Your wife and kids seemed skeptical when you told them you’d be bringing three futons on the camping trip. There’s not enough room in the station wagon, they said. But you’ll show them. You’ll show them all.
Stoned Turandot: The beautiful and cruel princess Turandot will put to death any suitor who cannot answer her three riddles. That is, if she can stop giggling long enough to recite them.
Cave Cave: You know it, you love it, it’s an adventure in a cave. You go in a cave and do cave stuff. But here’s the twist: inside this cave is ANOTHER CAVE!
Booze in Little Dino Park: All these rapacious reptilians have really got you down, rampaging freely and eating your coworkers and what-have-you. Now where can you get a drink around here?
Christian Text Hair Massacre: You are a young woman about to go to church. But first, you have an important mission: to comb your hair. Content warning: none. This text adventure is entirely free of lasciviousness and idolatry.
Tinseltown In The Snow
The infamous winter of 1949
Generic New York Apartment of Tom Trundle
He’s moved to the big city, but he can’t afford a decorator
Can you complete the Zork trilogy a second time, but without crossing your own timeline?
Just when you thought it was safe to cross the pasture
Lovely Assistant: Desperado
This town ain’t big enough for two glamorous assistants
Stuff of Darkness
When village idiots go bad
Popstar Idol This Will Go On Forever
So sick of elimination reality shows
WHY IS THIS NOT A THING