And I was wondering if there’s other filk out there about IF games. I know there’s more Cragne filk, because we did the Bohemian Rhapsody thread on the Slack and someone posted a Twelve Days of Christmas parody. Any others?
The screenshots are still up! It’s under “naomian rhapsody.” I also resaved the screenshots for archival purposes, I think, though if anyone else wants to also do that it’s probably a good idea.
(I’m not comfortable posting them outside the Slack because I figure the contributors had a reasonable expectation of privacy.)
Thanks. I heard you singing bits of this yesterday, but I was in another conversation.
At the end of NarraScope, I went a little filky on the closing singalong…
Oh, the trolls were bad but the grues were worse
Leave her, Johnny, leave her
They’ll gulp you down in the dark with a curse
And it’s time for us to leave her.
How about this: The 1987 game Dodgy Geezers, released by Melbourne House for the ZX Spectrum, Commodore 64 and BBC Micro / Electron. The B-side of the cassette featured a theme song written and performed by the authors Trevor Lever and Peter Jones. According to the packaging, the song supposedly contained hints for solving the game.
The Lyrics are below:
George is down the building site looking for a steady job
Tricks has lost his licence because he drives like a bit of a yob
Crackers on the rampage, he’s got to take the matter in hand
And Soapy’s in the nightclub drinking lagers and getting canned
(well he would do wouldn’t he?)
[chorus]
Dodgy Geezers, they’re only nice lads at heart
Dodgy Geezers, they like a pint and a game of darts
(don’t we all John, bloody right)
Well now I look at Mr Video and Spice Wick is his favourite game
Whereas Tweedle is a betting man, he’s got quite a name
Little Ken is a gentleman, and he’s very fond of cats
Gary is the bloke, if you want to get your tit for tat
[chorus]
Dodgy Geezers, they’re only nice lads at heart
Dodgy Geezers, they like a pint and a game of darts
Working in a factory, oh what a boring job
But on a proper little caper you get more than a couple of bob
So take a tip from your Mum and Dad, and that’s what really
counts
Don’t take a Dodgy Geezer’s cheque cos it’s sure to bounce
[chorus]
Dodgy Geezers, they’re only nice lads at heart
Dodgy Geezers, they like a pint and a game of darts
(I think I’m going home, I’ve had enough of this caper)
Huh. Cool. It’s like ambient, new-agey instrumental stuff. Listening to it, I can totally imagine it being great background music for when you’re playing IF.