Funniest Game Titles you've ever seen?

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I think 16 Ways to Kill a Vampire at Mcdonalds is my favorite, followed by Use Your Psychic Powers at Applebees.

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Clearly if you want to win Aster’s heart, you need to write a game with a supernatural event at a chain restaurant.

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Perform an Exorcism at Chili’s
Astrally Project Yourself at Red Lobster
Reanimate Frankenstein’s Monster at Benihana
Complete the Alchemical Wedding at Dunkin’ Donuts

… yeah, this works.

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Kids, don’t eat your Halloween candy without having your parents inspect it first because there are SICKOS out there who will put RAZOR BLADES in it and you will CUT YOUR MOUTH and GET A POISONED INFECTION and DIE, all from eating your candy early. So don’t do that.

Pick Up The Phone Booth And Die

A Freak Accident Leaves Seattle Pantsless

Space Aliens Laughed at my Cardigan

Party Arty, Man of La Munchies

Banana Apocalypse and the Rocket Pants of Destiny (…by @emshort )

Another Lifeless Planet and Me With No Beer

Journey to Alpha Centauri (In Real Time)

The Game Formerly Known as Hidden Nazi Mode (…by @VictorGijsbers )

Slap That Fish

The End of Earth, and you are a victim/survivor of this incident at least, depending on which way you look at it.

Disclaimer: I have not played all of these. The titles simply caught my eye and landed on my “interest piqued” list. Play at your own risk. :grin:

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I cannot believe that first one is real. :joy:

Journey to Alpha Centauri (In Real Time) and Slap That Fish had me laughing in an empty room, ahahaha! Absolutely perfect titles!

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Not exactly real titles, but some funny random combinations: IF Name Generator updated

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Conan Kill Everything !!

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(Image of Calvin & Hobbes cover: “Scientific Progress goes ‘BOINK’”)

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I’ve played Travel to Alpha Centauri in Realtime. It is in fact the travel to A.C. in realtime! If you have some knowledge about astrophysics, you can guess that I didn’t finish it. XD

Also many, many very funny titles in this thread :smiley:

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Oh my gawd, they actually did it. :joy:

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Maybe not as funny, but since they haven’t been mentioned yet:

Chicks Dig Jerks
Max Blaster and Doris de Lightning Against the Parrot Creatures of Venus
The one about the chicken, the lion and the monkey?
Yes, Another Game with a Dragon!

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And Then You Come to a House Not Unlike the Previous One

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A few more I forgot:

Leather Goddesses of Phobos
Till Death Makes a Monk-Fish Out of Me
To Hell in a Hamper

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The Beetmonger’s Journal
Counterfeit Monkey
Dead Pavane for a Princess
Reference and Representation: An Approach to First-Order Semantics
Sir Ramic Hobbs and the High Level Gorilla
Vindaloo

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That of course leads to the in-joke-tastic Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle.

And sticking with the meta theme, there’s always Being Andrew Plotkin.

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Midnight. Swordfight.

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Cheating with the author attribution, maybe, but:

Lost Pig and Place Underground by Grunk as told to Admiral Jota

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I’m too frazzled to look it up, but a few years back there was a great IF story, Steph Cherrywell I think… something something Monsters from Spaaaace? Brain-Eating maybe?

How is that not on this list!

Although “Llamageddon” is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.

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Brain Guzzlers from Beyond! - Details (ifdb.org)

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