CMB's IFComp 2026 reviews in haiku

Wherein I attempt to review every IFComp 2026 game, in haiku.

13 Likes

BLOODRUST

retro computer
takes me apart piece by piece
not sure I like that

5 Likes

The Golden King

golden Midas king
a chess game you cannot win
short, tight, effective

5 Likes

IF Derby

clever backstretch chat
if rng goes your way
spend some time with it

7 Likes

Deceit in the Guildhall of Virtue

hero whodunnit
a few jokes fell flat but
decked brain’s a winner

6 Likes

SCAVS

dangerous planet
AI post-apocalypse
great story and game

6 Likes

Pegasus Crew

snarky paradise
bugs every one of the crew
board the ship, let’s leave

3 Likes

Demonstration

could decompile
to see what was intended
but I won’t bother

4 Likes

The Copper Tavern

felt partly finished
some awkward choices of words
pick, steal, gamble – nice

6 Likes

Tales of Nivea: GRIP

you pick one of three
in a brown dystopia
that’s bad to children

3 Likes