500 (Maybe 1000?) Signs You Play Too much IF

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Haha bingo. XD

It’s both disheartening and enlightening to be lumped into one category by one group, and then lumped into quite opposite a category by another group.

EDIT: The actual count stands at 93…

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  1. Once you’re in your car, you try to move it by walking in the direction you want to go. (This is also #94 on "500 Signs you watch too much Flintstones.)
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  1. If your car breaks down, you shout “the guy who beta tested this sucks!”

  2. If your TV breaks down, you attempt to debug it before calling for a repairman.

  3. If locked in a prison cell, you immediately look for the secret tunnel hidden beneath the bed/pile of hay. Failing that, you check your possessions and study each one carefully to discern how it can be used to get you out. If none of that works, you mentally begin writing a scathing review of said prison cell for being an uninspired piece of coding. If still in the prison cell an hour later, you add “and time-based puzzles suck big time” to your review.

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  1. You often declare that a thing ‘is here’. For example, on arriving for a family dinner, ‘There is tasty food here!’ Or on receiving change from a cashier, ‘There is a shiny coin here!’
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  1. Any time an architect or civic engineer deviates from strict adherence to magnetic cardinal directions, you find you have a very difficult time going anywhere but IN and OUT. Call it a neurosis.
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  1. You lie awake at night wondering if there’ll be a final score.
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  1. You make sure every action you perform takes exactly one minute.
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  1. Mostly, you don’t worry about time, knowing you can waste as much of it as you like and you’ll still be able to get everything you need to do done.

  2. As looking at something takes no time at all, you expect to be able to closely observe everything in view in a single instant.

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  1. On entering an unlit room, your first instinct is to leave and look for a flashlight, rather than finding the light-switch.

  2. You are vaguely offended that you wake up every morning in the bedroom of an apartment or house, rather than a mortuary slab, beach, laboratory or prison cell.

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  1. Sometimes you try to take a shower, but find it’s fixed in place.
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You just made me laugh out loud.

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Me too!

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  1. You’re disappointed to wake up remembering exactly who you are and what you are doing.
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FTFY

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108: Once you admired a sunset, but you never notice them now. Maybe it has something to do with you turning off verbose mode.

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  1. Your greatest fear is that you may have put your life into an unwinnable state.
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  1. You consider greeting your friends equivalent to simply talking to them.

  2. When listing belongings, you mentally add “no tea” to the list.

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  1. Rather then just grabbing 2 or 3 items you need from a room, you try to pick up absolutely everything, calling it a ‘shortcut’.
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  1. You are happy to see a carryall.
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  1. When you pick up a book you always take a moment to work out whether you really meant to take the bookcase.