Start of a transcript of: when vi was shot by elephants: When You Were Shot By Elephants A Transactive Tribute by Ellie G. Release 1 / Serial number 260828 / Inform 7 v10.1.2 / D Inform 7 v10.1.2 Identification number: //FFAFD51B-9DF4-4364-8451-F1E5849AD985// Interpreter version 1.3.7 / VM 3.1.3 >about That's not a verb I recognise. >credits That's not a verb I recognise. >x me An elephant. Can't you read? >i I am carrying: an elephant gun BANG! The player has been shot by elephants and I was not one of them. Goddammit! >x gun Pretty deep implementation, huh? >shoot (the elephant gun) I can't shoot that! The player has quit the game. *** The End *** In that game you scored 0 out of a possible 1, in 4 turns. Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, QUIT or UNDO the last command? > undo Two Miles West [Previous turn undone.] >shoot me The amount of trunk maneuveuring to make that happen is just not worth it. The player has restarted the game. >l Two Miles West The player is out there somewhere. I don't have long. >w One Mile West I'm pretty sure I can see the caravan that asshole spawns in to the west. I have an impeccable sense of direction. >w I Don't Know Where Okay so it's actually just a tree. I may not have any idea where I'm going. >x tree I don't have time to observe the scenery! I have to shoot the player! BANG! The player has been shot by elephants and I was not one of them. Goddammit! >w I can't go that way. >w I can't go that way. The player has undone the last turn. >n One Mile North This is so confusing. BANG! The player has been shot by elephants and I was not one of them. Goddammit! >n I can't go that way. >w One Mile West I'm pretty sure I can see the caravan that asshole spawns in to the west. I have an impeccable sense of direction. >w I Don't Know Where Okay so it's actually just a tree. I may not have any idea where I'm going. The player has restarted the game. >s One Mile South I wish I'd paid attention in school. >s Two Miles South I can see Southern Elephants here. >x elephants Aah! They're all southern and and rednecks! They must be good shots if they can hit the player from a mile away! >shoot elephants Bang! Nice one. >g I've already shot that! >g I've already shot that! BANG! The player has been shot by elephants and I was not one of them. Goddammit! >l Two Miles South I can see Southern Elephants here. >s I can't go that way. The player has restarted the game. >w I can't go that way. >e I can't go that way. BANG! The player has been shot by elephants and I was not one of them. Goddammit! >n Five Miles West No way. That's it!! That's the caravn!!! >x caravan It's where the player starts. That fucker could leave at any moment! The player has restarted the game. >shoot player I can't shoot through the caravan! The player goes north. >g I can't see any such thing. >n Six Miles North I can see the player and Northern Elephants here. BANG! The player has been shot by elephants and I was not one of them. Goddammit! >undo Five Miles West [Previous turn undone.] >undo Five Miles West [Previous turn undone.] >n Six Miles North I can see the player and Northern Elephants here. BANG! The player has been shot by elephants and I was not one of them. Goddammit! >undo Five Miles West [Previous turn undone.] >n Six Miles North I can see the player and Northern Elephants here. The player goes west. BANG! The player has been shot by elephants and I was not one of them. Goddammit! >w Like North East I Tihnk I can see the player's body and Western Elephants here. >x body As good-looking as ever. The player has restarted the game. >take player I can't see any such thing. >s I can't go that way. >e Six Miles North I can see Northern Elephants here. >s Five Miles West No way. That's it!! That's the caravn!!! >shoot player I can't see any such thing. >n Six Miles North I can see Northern Elephants here. >s Five Miles West No way. That's it!! That's the caravn!!! >w Like North East I Tihnk I can see Western Elephants here. >x elephants Aah! They're all western and and capitalists! Kill them! >shoot elephants with gun I only understood you as far as wanting to shoot Western Elephants. >shoot elephants Bang! Nice one. >e Six Miles North I can see Northern Elephants here. >shoot elephants Bang! Nice one. >n I can't go that way. >s Five Miles West No way. That's it!! That's the caravn!!! >w Like North East I Tihnk I can see Western Elephants here. >w Three Miles West I'm pretty sure I'm going further away from the player. >w Two Miles West The player is out there somewhere. I don't have long. >e Three Miles West I'm pretty sure I'm going further away from the player. >e Four Miles West Wait, maybe I can see the caravan. To the north? >s I can't go that way. >n I Don't Know Where Okay so it's actually just a tree. I may not have any idea where I'm going. >n One Mile North This is so confusing. >w One Mile West I'm pretty sure I can see the caravan that asshole spawns in to the west. I have an impeccable sense of direction. >n One Mile North This is so confusing. >w One Mile West I'm pretty sure I can see the caravan that asshole spawns in to the west. I have an impeccable sense of direction. >w I Don't Know Where Okay so it's actually just a tree. I may not have any idea where I'm going. >w I can't go that way. >n One Mile North This is so confusing. >n I can't go that way. >n I can't go that way. >e One Mile East Where am I going? >e I can't go that way. >e I can't go that way. >n One Mile North This is so confusing. >s I Don't Know Where Okay so it's actually just a tree. I may not have any idea where I'm going. >s One Mile South I wish I'd paid attention in school. >s Two Miles South I can see Southern Elephants here. >w I can't go that way. >e I can't go that way. >s I can't go that way. >e I can't go that way. >w I can't go that way. >nw I can't go that way. >se I can't go that way. >sw I can't go that way. >ne I can't go that way. >n Five Miles West No way. That's it!! That's the caravn!!! >e Six Miles West I can see Eastern Elephants here. >w Five Miles West No way. That's it!! That's the caravn!!! I can see the player here. >shoot player I can't shoot through the caravan! >z Time passes. The player goes south. >undo Five Miles West [Previous turn undone.] >s Two Miles South I can see Southern Elephants here. >shoot player I can't see any such thing. >g I can't see any such thing. >g I can't see any such thing. >n Five Miles West No way. That's it!! That's the caravn!!! >z Time passes. >z Time passes. >z Time passes. >z Time passes. >z Time passes. >z Time passes. >z Time passes. >l Five Miles West No way. That's it!! That's the caravn!!! >in I can't go that way. >e Six Miles West I can see Eastern Elephants here. >w Five Miles West No way. That's it!! That's the caravn!!! >w Like North East I Tihnk I can see the player and Western Elephants here. >shoot player Bang! Nice one. [Your score has just gone up by one point.] >x player As good-looking as ever. >core That's not a verb I recognise. >score You have so far scored 1 out of a possible 6, in 95 turns. >l Like North East I Tihnk I can see the player's body and Western Elephants here. The player has restarted the game. >l Like North East I Tihnk I can see Western Elephants here. >e Six Miles North I can see Northern Elephants here. >s Five Miles West No way. That's it!! That's the caravn!!! >s Two Miles South I can see the player and Southern Elephants here. >shoot player Bang! Nice one. [Your score has just gone up by one point.] >score You have so far scored 2 out of a possible 7, in 101 turns. >* hmm That's not a verb I recognise. >n Five Miles West No way. That's it!! That's the caravn!!! The player has restarted the game. >w Like North East I Tihnk I can see Western Elephants here. >e Six Miles North I can see Northern Elephants here. >s Five Miles West No way. That's it!! That's the caravn!!! The player goes west. >w Like North East I Tihnk I can see the player and Western Elephants here. >shoot player Bang! Nice one. [Your score has just gone up by one point.] >* does score just go up whenever the player respawns? That's not a verb I recognise. >score You have so far scored 3 out of a possible 8, in 107 turns. >z Time passes. The player has restarted the game. >z Time passes. >score You have so far scored 3 out of a possible 9, in 109 turns. >z Time passes. BANG! The player has been shot by elephants and I was not one of them. Goddammit! >score You have so far scored 3 out of a possible 9, in 110 turns. >z Time passes. >score You have so far scored 3 out of a possible 9, in 111 turns. >z Time passes. The player has undone the last turn. >score You have so far scored 3 out of a possible 9, in 112 turns. >z Time passes. >z Time passes. >z Time passes. >z Time passes. >z Time passes. >z Time passes. >z Time passes. >score You have so far scored 3 out of a possible 9, in 119 turns. >w Three Miles West I'm pretty sure I'm going further away from the player. >s I can't go that way. >w Two Miles West The player is out there somewhere. I don't have long. >n I can't go that way. >w One Mile West I'm pretty sure I can see the caravan that asshole spawns in to the west. I have an impeccable sense of direction. >w I Don't Know Where Okay so it's actually just a tree. I may not have any idea where I'm going. >w I can't go that way. >w I can't go that way. >n One Mile North This is so confusing. >n I can't go that way. >w One Mile West I'm pretty sure I can see the caravan that asshole spawns in to the west. I have an impeccable sense of direction. >w I Don't Know Where Okay so it's actually just a tree. I may not have any idea where I'm going. >e One Mile East Where am I going? >s One Mile South I wish I'd paid attention in school. >e One Mile East Where am I going? >e I can't go that way. >n One Mile North This is so confusing. >n I can't go that way. >e One Mile East Where am I going? >s One Mile South I wish I'd paid attention in school. >s Two Miles South I can see Southern Elephants here. >e I can't go that way. >w I can't go that way. >n Five Miles West No way. That's it!! That's the caravn!!! >w Like North East I Tihnk I can see Western Elephants here. >w Three Miles West I'm pretty sure I'm going further away from the player. I can see the player here. >shoot player Bang! Nice one. [Your score has just gone up by one point.] >score You have so far scored 4 out of a possible 9, in 146 turns. >z Time passes. The player has restarted the game. >score You have so far scored 4 out of a possible 10, in 147 turns. >quit Are you sure you want to quit? yes