Start of a transcript of: Fascism - Off Topic A subway ride by eavesdropper Release 1 / Serial number 250831 / Inform 7 v10.1.2 Inform 7 v10.1.2 Identification number: //37CC44DA-7CC7-4E90-A482-CA0F6A43545F// Interpreter version 1.3.7 / VM 3.1.3 >* OK looking forward to this I'm not sure what you're trying to say. >x me Normal, unlike the clowns still left in this car. You know what I mean: white, male, patriotic. ---- "So you're just...not going to say anything?" the man finally says. >* lol Excuse me? >* Oh no I'm dreading our opinions about fascism Sorry? >x poster The movie poster is for the upcoming movie "CREDITS!". Or maybe "CREDITS?". With the corner peeling off, it's hard to tell. Based on the blaring yellow text in the center, it's a superhero movie, featuring Doctor Charmed, The Invisible Man, and The Biting Cat fighting against The Fabulous Flaming Fiend, Kastel the Pitiful, and Sidestep. ---- "I said what I needed to," the woman replies. >x chess Everything this guy is wearing is dark, from his black sweatshirt to his baggy-ass pants hanging down and probably showing his actual ass. He's on his phone, occasionally making comments about whatever he's doing. Probably chess, by the sounds of it. ---- "Right." He scoffs. "That whole 'I need time to process' speech. Absolute classic." >x girl Who do you mean, the girlfriend or the beatmaker? >beatmaker Huge headphones, hair split-dyed white and blue, fishnets, and clunky boots. ---- The man leans in. "How much time do you need, really? It's been two weeks---fourteen goddamn days. And you're still not talking to me." >* Nice disambiguation Uh...what? >x fellas Who do you mean, the male tourist or the female tourist? >* oh, one of the fellas is a woman? Sorry, what? >male I'm not sure what you're trying to say. >x male tourist He's wearing a baseball cap and a bright orange shirt that reads "I Heart New York". ---- The woman clutches her bag more tightly. "It's not---it's not that. I just...didn't want to do this here." ---- The subway stops briefly. The tourists look around, confused. >x femal tourist Excuse me? >oops female tourist "Oops" can only correct a single word. >x female tourist She's got a fanny pack nestled on her chest, covering up the "I Heart New York" message on her obscenely pink shirt. ---- "Oh?" The man laughs drily. "The MTA too public for you?" >x pack It loops around her shoulder and her waist with a pouch slung diagonally across the front. Practical, if a little cumbersome. ---- "No," the woman replies, "but...people are staring. And you're angry, you're irrational, and it's not a good idea to talk about the post. Not here." ---- You just read about fascism in a news article this morning. You feel the urge to interject about it. Maybe if you can find a chance. >* nice Uh...what? >interject "Fact is," you interject, "fascist regimes have always relied on paranoia and control. Every fella spying on another fella. You trust one guy one day and the next day you're suspicious of him. The enemy ain't anyone. The enemy is uncertainty. Uncertainty and fear, that's fascism." "Not fucking relevant?" the man hisses at you. *** Wrong moment, buddy *** Would you like to RESTART, or QUIT? > * lol good guess the verb Please give one of the answers above. Would you like to RESTART, or QUIT? > undo Subway Car [Previous turn undone.] >interject about fascism What? >talk about fascism Sorry, what? >talk "Fact is," you interject, "fascist regimes have always relied on paranoia and control. Every fella spying on another fella. You trust one guy one day and the next day you're suspicious of him. The enemy ain't anyone. The enemy is uncertainty. Uncertainty and fear, that's fascism." "Not fucking relevant?" the man hisses at you. *** Wrong moment, buddy *** Would you like to RESTART, or QUIT? > undo Subway Car [Previous turn undone.] >talk to man You can only speak out loud and hope others will listen. Which, let's be honest, they probably won't. >say "Fact is," you interject, "fascist regimes have always relied on paranoia and control. Every fella spying on another fella. You trust one guy one day and the next day you're suspicious of him. The enemy ain't anyone. The enemy is uncertainty. Uncertainty and fear, that's fascism." The woman looks over at you. "Sorry, not your problem." *** Wrong moment, buddy *** Would you like to RESTART, or QUIT? > undo Subway Car [Previous turn undone.] >say fascism to man There is no reply. ---- "You don't even get why I'm pissed, do you?" hisses the man. "It's not the damn Instagram post. It's the fact that every single time I bring something up you shut me down as if it means nothing." ---- The chess guy glances up at a dirty old man across the row. You didn't even notice him at first. >ask man about fascism There is no reply. ---- The woman glares. "You're blowing it out of proportion, again. It's a stupid post, I said. It's not a crime against humanity." ---- The chess guy leans towards his phone. "They take, and I take, and they take, and I take that. Okay, I think that works." >undo Subway Car [Previous turn undone.] >tell Whom do you want to tell? >man I'm not sure what you're trying to say. >tell man Uh...what? >tell man about fascism This provokes no reaction. ---- The woman glares. "You're blowing it out of proportion, again. It's a stupid post, I said. It's not a crime against humanity." >about Sorry? >x dirty The man takes out a onion. ---- "It's not the post," the man snaps. "It's not the fucking post. You brush off everything as if it doesn't fucking matter. As if I don't matter." ---- The chess guy leans towards his phone. "They take, and I take, and they take, and I take that. Okay, I think that works." >* lol is this an Abe Simpson reference What? >x dirty The man takes a bite out of the onion, as if he were eating an apple. ---- The woman sighs. "I didn't say that. Stop twisting what I say. You wanted me to be honest, so I told you." >smell You smell nothing unexpected. ---- The man cuts her off. "Honest? Honest? Honesty, my ass. You can't be honest with me after making out with a guy from the bar the one weekend I have a work trip." ---- The chess guy leans towards his phone. "They take, and I take, and they take, and I take that. Okay, I think that works." >x chess Everything this guy is wearing is dark, from his black sweatshirt to his baggy-ass pants hanging down and probably showing his actual ass. He's on his phone, occasionally making comments about whatever he's doing. Probably chess, by the sounds of it. ---- "Yeah, sure, I'm allowed to have a life outside of you," the woman retorts. ---- The chess guy bites his lip. "Pressure the king..." >undo Subway Car [Previous turn undone.] >x dirty The man gnaws at the onion for a bit. ---- "Yeah, sure, I'm allowed to have a life outside of you," the woman retorts. ---- "They just resign here, right?" asks Chess Guy. "They're losing. They have to resign here." >x dirty He looks at you before taking a final bite of his onion. ---- "We agreed to be exclusive!" the man exclaims. "I agreed I wouldn't go out with anyone, and here you are fucking the first man you see." ---- The car falls silent for a moment, the only sounds being the rattling of the tracks. >* lol this argument s getting personal Sorry? >interject "Fact is," you interject, "fascist regimes have always relied on paranoia and control. Every fella spying on another fella. You trust one guy one day and the next day you're suspicious of him. The enemy ain't anyone. The enemy is uncertainty. Uncertainty and fear, that's fascism." The woman looks over at you. "Sorry, not your problem." *** Wrong moment, buddy *** Would you like to RESTART, or QUIT? > undo Subway Car [Previous turn undone.] >* OK, looks like that stays the same? What? >x dirty The man takes out another onion. ---- The man stands up to pace. "Goddamnit. God fucking damnit. I don't even know. You just hiding shit and acting all innocent about it." ---- "We're cooking? Are we cooking? Okay, and then snare on 2 and 4?" the lady with the headphones murmurs. >* Lol I'm not sure what you're trying to say. >interject "Fact is," you interject, "fascist regimes have always relied on paranoia and control. Every fella spying on another fella. You trust one guy one day and the next day you're suspicious of him. The enemy ain't anyone. The enemy is uncertainty. Uncertainty and fear, that's fascism." The man and woman glance at you furtively. *** Wrong moment, buddy *** Would you like to RESTART, or QUIT? > undo Subway Car [Previous turn undone.] >x dirty The man absolutely chomps the hell out of the onion. ---- The woman glances around, then hisses, "I can't playing therapist to you and your lack of emotional regulation." >x woman The girl is almost squatting in her seat in the corner, legs tucked up beneath her. She's wearing a colorful miniskirt with a cropped tank top, her belly button peeking out. In her lap is a tote bag. ---- Picking up his backpack, the man slings it over one shoulder. "Sorry, man. Gotta go." >x tote It's that tan color of an undyed bag. There's a rectangular bulge in it that suggests notebooks, or maybe a laptop. ---- The woman looks up. "Go? But this isn't the stop to get home." >interject "Fact is," you interject, "fascist regimes have always relied on paranoia and control. Every fella spying on another fella. You trust one guy one day and the next day you're suspicious of him. The enemy ain't anyone. The enemy is uncertainty. Uncertainty and fear, that's fascism." "Huh?" the woman asks. *** Wrong moment, buddy *** Would you like to RESTART, or QUIT? > undo Subway Car [Previous turn undone.] >x man The man's got on denim jeans and a polo shirt, earbud in one ear. He's pacing agitatedly up and down the aisle. ---- "No," the man agrees, heading towards the doors, "it isn't." >x earbud Sorry? >x backpack All-black and clearly well-worn. It smells faintly of fast food. ---- "Where are you going, then?" ---- One of the tourists gestures at her phone. "I thought that was uptown." >interject "Fact is," you interject, "fascist regimes have always relied on paranoia and control. Every fella spying on another fella. You trust one guy one day and the next day you're suspicious of him. The enemy ain't anyone. The enemy is uncertainty. Uncertainty and fear, that's fascism." The two ignore you completely. *** You made fascism on-topic. You lost! *** Would you like to RESTART, or QUIT? > * oh wait, was that the right moment? Please give one of the answers above. Would you like to RESTART, or QUIT? > undo Subway Car [Previous turn undone.] >z ---- The man scoffs. "Yeah, because you always have to know where I'm going. Paranoid, gatekeeping hypocrite." ---- The tourists slump in exhaustion. "I told you we should have taken an Uber." >interject "Fact is," you interject, "fascist regimes have always relied on paranoia and control. Every fella spying on another fella. You trust one guy one day and the next day you're suspicious of him. The enemy ain't anyone. The enemy is uncertainty. Uncertainty and fear, that's fascism." "That is true," the woman murmurs. "You're almost fascist, the way you try to control me like that." The man fumes. "Fascist? Is that what I am now?" He glances at you. "A fucking fascist?" *** Too late, pal *** Would you like to RESTART, or QUIT? > * that feels like the right moment? Please give one of the answers above. Would you like to RESTART, or QUIT? > undo Subway Car [Previous turn undone.] >z ---- The man glances back, muttering to himself, "Having to watch me get off? God knows plenty of guys do that already, apparently." ---- One of the tourists takes a travel brochure out of his backpack. "You said this was the F train?" >* ouch I didn't get that. >interject "Fact is," you interject, "fascist regimes have always relied on paranoia and control. Every fella spying on another fella. You trust one guy one day and the next day you're suspicious of him. The enemy ain't anyone. The enemy is uncertainty. Uncertainty and fear, that's fascism." The man stands at the doors and leaves at the stop. The woman puts in her headphones. Clearly she's done with conversation. *** Wrong moment, buddy *** Would you like to RESTART, or QUIT? > undo Subway Car [Previous turn undone.] >z The man stands at the doors and leaves at the stop. The woman puts in her headphones. Clearly she's done with conversation. *** Too late, pal *** Would you like to RESTART, or QUIT? > restart Fascism - Off Topic A subway ride by eavesdropper Release 1 / Serial number 250831 / Inform 7 v10.1.2 Subway Car The seats are too small for the average man to sit comfortably on. Graffiti tags the windows; the metal poles are scratched and scuffed all over. There's a peeling movie poster on one wall. In other words, a better arrangement than most, since there's only a few people left riding. In the back is a guy who you think is playing chess on his phone, feet kicked up on the seat next to him. A girl's got headphones in and is bobbing along to a beat near the middle. Right next to the doors are these two middle-aged fellas with blaring "I Heart New York" shirts on. Across from you is a couple, arguing. >* OK let's do this systematically! What? >interject Might be a bit too early for that... ---- "So you're just...not going to say anything?" the man finally says. >interject "Fact is," you interject, "fascist regimes have always relied on paranoia and control. Every fella spying on another fella. You trust one guy one day and the next day you're suspicious of him. The enemy ain't anyone. The enemy is uncertainty. Uncertainty and fear, that's fascism." The two ignore you completely. *** Wrong moment, buddy *** Would you like to RESTART, or QUIT? > undo Subway Car [Previous turn undone.] >z ---- "I said what I needed to," the woman replies. >interject "Fact is," you interject, "fascist regimes have always relied on paranoia and control. Every fella spying on another fella. You trust one guy one day and the next day you're suspicious of him. The enemy ain't anyone. The enemy is uncertainty. Uncertainty and fear, that's fascism." The woman glances up. She seems to be annoyed, but you can't imagine why. *** Wrong moment, buddy *** Would you like to RESTART, or QUIT? > undo Subway Car [Previous turn undone.] >interject "Fact is," you interject, "fascist regimes have always relied on paranoia and control. Every fella spying on another fella. You trust one guy one day and the next day you're suspicious of him. The enemy ain't anyone. The enemy is uncertainty. Uncertainty and fear, that's fascism." The two ignore you completely. *** Wrong moment, buddy *** Would you like to RESTART, or QUIT? > undo Subway Car [Previous turn undone.] >interject "Fact is," you interject, "fascist regimes have always relied on paranoia and control. Every fella spying on another fella. You trust one guy one day and the next day you're suspicious of him. The enemy ain't anyone. The enemy is uncertainty. Uncertainty and fear, that's fascism." The two ignore you completely. *** Wrong moment, buddy *** Would you like to RESTART, or QUIT? > undo Subway Car [Previous turn undone.] >z ---- "Right." He scoffs. "That whole 'I need time to process' speech. Absolute classic." >interject "Fact is," you interject, "fascist regimes have always relied on paranoia and control. Every fella spying on another fella. You trust one guy one day and the next day you're suspicious of him. The enemy ain't anyone. The enemy is uncertainty. Uncertainty and fear, that's fascism." You receive two pairs of narrowed eyes. *** Wrong moment, buddy *** Would you like to RESTART, or QUIT? > undo Subway Car [Previous turn undone.] >z ---- The man leans in. "How much time do you need, really? It's been two weeks---fourteen goddamn days. And you're still not talking to me." >interject "Fact is," you interject, "fascist regimes have always relied on paranoia and control. Every fella spying on another fella. You trust one guy one day and the next day you're suspicious of him. The enemy ain't anyone. The enemy is uncertainty. Uncertainty and fear, that's fascism." The woman looks over at you. "Sorry, not your problem." *** Wrong moment, buddy *** Would you like to RESTART, or QUIT? > undo Subway Car [Previous turn undone.] >z ---- The woman clutches her bag more tightly. "It's not---it's not that. I just...didn't want to do this here." ---- Chess Guy looks annoyed. "The Hippo? C'mon..." >interject "Fact is," you interject, "fascist regimes have always relied on paranoia and control. Every fella spying on another fella. You trust one guy one day and the next day you're suspicious of him. The enemy ain't anyone. The enemy is uncertainty. Uncertainty and fear, that's fascism." The woman sighs, exasperated. *** Wrong moment, buddy *** Would you like to RESTART, or QUIT? > undo Subway Car [Previous turn undone.] >z ---- "Oh?" The man laughs drily. "The MTA too public for you?" >interject "Fact is," you interject, "fascist regimes have always relied on paranoia and control. Every fella spying on another fella. You trust one guy one day and the next day you're suspicious of him. The enemy ain't anyone. The enemy is uncertainty. Uncertainty and fear, that's fascism." "Huh?" the woman asks. *** Wrong moment, buddy *** Would you like to RESTART, or QUIT? > undo Subway Car [Previous turn undone.] >z ---- "No," the woman replies, "but...people are staring. And you're angry, you're irrational, and it's not a good idea to talk about the post. Not here." ---- You just read about fascism in a news article this morning. You feel the urge to interject about it. Maybe if you can find a chance. >interject "Fact is," you interject, "fascist regimes have always relied on paranoia and control. Every fella spying on another fella. You trust one guy one day and the next day you're suspicious of him. The enemy ain't anyone. The enemy is uncertainty. Uncertainty and fear, that's fascism." "Not fucking relevant?" the man hisses at you. *** Wrong moment, buddy *** Would you like to RESTART, or QUIT? > undo Subway Car [Previous turn undone.] >z ---- "You don't even get why I'm pissed, do you?" hisses the man. "It's not the damn Instagram post. It's the fact that every single time I bring something up you shut me down as if it means nothing." ---- The chess guy leans towards his phone. "They take, and I take, and they take, and I take that. Okay, I think that works." >interject "Fact is," you interject, "fascist regimes have always relied on paranoia and control. Every fella spying on another fella. You trust one guy one day and the next day you're suspicious of him. The enemy ain't anyone. The enemy is uncertainty. Uncertainty and fear, that's fascism." "Shut up!" the man and woman exclaim. They look at each other in confusion. *** Wrong moment, buddy *** Would you like to RESTART, or QUIT? > undo Subway Car [Previous turn undone.] >z ---- The woman glares. "You're blowing it out of proportion, again. It's a stupid post, I said. It's not a crime against humanity." >interject "Fact is," you interject, "fascist regimes have always relied on paranoia and control. Every fella spying on another fella. You trust one guy one day and the next day you're suspicious of him. The enemy ain't anyone. The enemy is uncertainty. Uncertainty and fear, that's fascism." The man turns and glares at you for a moment. *** Wrong moment, buddy *** Would you like to RESTART, or QUIT? > undo Subway Car [Previous turn undone.] >z ---- "It's not the post," the man snaps. "It's not the fucking post. You brush off everything as if it doesn't fucking matter. As if I don't matter." ---- The chess guy leans towards his phone. "They take, and I take, and they take, and I take that. Okay, I think that works." >interject "Fact is," you interject, "fascist regimes have always relied on paranoia and control. Every fella spying on another fella. You trust one guy one day and the next day you're suspicious of him. The enemy ain't anyone. The enemy is uncertainty. Uncertainty and fear, that's fascism." "Not fucking relevant?" the man hisses at you. *** Wrong moment, buddy *** Would you like to RESTART, or QUIT? > z Please give one of the answers above. Would you like to RESTART, or QUIT? > undo Subway Car [Previous turn undone.] >z ---- The woman sighs. "I didn't say that. Stop twisting what I say. You wanted me to be honest, so I told you." ---- "We're cooking? Are we cooking? Okay, and then snare on 2 and 4?" the lady with the headphones yells too loudly. >interject "Fact is," you interject, "fascist regimes have always relied on paranoia and control. Every fella spying on another fella. You trust one guy one day and the next day you're suspicious of him. The enemy ain't anyone. The enemy is uncertainty. Uncertainty and fear, that's fascism." The two ignore you completely. *** Wrong moment, buddy *** Would you like to RESTART, or QUIT? > undo Subway Car [Previous turn undone.] >z ---- The man cuts her off. "Honest? Honest? Honesty, my ass. You can't be honest with me after making out with a guy from the bar the one weekend I have a work trip." ---- One of the tourists gestures at her phone. "I thought that was uptown." >interject "Fact is," you interject, "fascist regimes have always relied on paranoia and control. Every fella spying on another fella. You trust one guy one day and the next day you're suspicious of him. The enemy ain't anyone. The enemy is uncertainty. Uncertainty and fear, that's fascism." "Huh?" the woman asks. *** Wrong moment, buddy *** Would you like to RESTART, or QUIT? > undo Subway Car [Previous turn undone.] >z ---- "Yeah, sure, I'm allowed to have a life outside of you," the woman retorts. >interject "Fact is," you interject, "fascist regimes have always relied on paranoia and control. Every fella spying on another fella. You trust one guy one day and the next day you're suspicious of him. The enemy ain't anyone. The enemy is uncertainty. Uncertainty and fear, that's fascism." "Huh?" the woman asks. *** Wrong moment, buddy *** Would you like to RESTART, or QUIT? > undo Subway Car [Previous turn undone.] >z ---- "We agreed to be exclusive!" the man exclaims. "I agreed I wouldn't go out with anyone, and here you are fucking the first man you see." ---- The car falls silent for a moment, the only sounds being the rattling of the tracks. >interject "Fact is," you interject, "fascist regimes have always relied on paranoia and control. Every fella spying on another fella. You trust one guy one day and the next day you're suspicious of him. The enemy ain't anyone. The enemy is uncertainty. Uncertainty and fear, that's fascism." The woman looks over at you. "Sorry, not your problem." *** Wrong moment, buddy *** Would you like to RESTART, or QUIT? > undo Subway Car [Previous turn undone.] >z ---- The man stands up to pace. "Goddamnit. God fucking damnit. I don't even know. You just hiding shit and acting all innocent about it." ---- "Wait, no, does the snare go on 1 and 3?" the beat girl smirks. >interject "Fact is," you interject, "fascist regimes have always relied on paranoia and control. Every fella spying on another fella. You trust one guy one day and the next day you're suspicious of him. The enemy ain't anyone. The enemy is uncertainty. Uncertainty and fear, that's fascism." The man mouths "What the fuck?" to the woman. *** Wrong moment, buddy *** Would you like to RESTART, or QUIT? > undo Subway Car [Previous turn undone.] >z ---- The woman glances around, then hisses, "I can't playing therapist to you and your lack of emotional regulation." ---- The subway stops briefly. The tourists look around, confused. >* oh, should be "keep playing" Sorry, what? >interject "Fact is," you interject, "fascist regimes have always relied on paranoia and control. Every fella spying on another fella. You trust one guy one day and the next day you're suspicious of him. The enemy ain't anyone. The enemy is uncertainty. Uncertainty and fear, that's fascism." The man turns and glares at you for a moment. *** Wrong moment, buddy *** Would you like to RESTART, or QUIT? > undo Subway Car [Previous turn undone.] >z ---- Picking up his backpack, the man slings it over one shoulder. "Sorry, man. Gotta go." ---- "All right, now we drop in that high hat," the beatmaker mutters. >interject "Fact is," you interject, "fascist regimes have always relied on paranoia and control. Every fella spying on another fella. You trust one guy one day and the next day you're suspicious of him. The enemy ain't anyone. The enemy is uncertainty. Uncertainty and fear, that's fascism." You turn to the man, but he's pointedly looking away. *** Wrong moment, buddy *** Would you like to RESTART, or QUIT? > undo Subway Car [Previous turn undone.] >z ---- The woman looks up. "Go? But this isn't the stop to get home." ---- "Do I trade here?" the chess guy mutters. "I think I trade here." >interject "Fact is," you interject, "fascist regimes have always relied on paranoia and control. Every fella spying on another fella. You trust one guy one day and the next day you're suspicious of him. The enemy ain't anyone. The enemy is uncertainty. Uncertainty and fear, that's fascism." The man and woman glance at you furtively. *** Wrong moment, buddy *** Would you like to RESTART, or QUIT? > z Please give one of the answers above. Would you like to RESTART, or QUIT? > undo Subway Car [Previous turn undone.] >z ---- "No," the man agrees, heading towards the doors, "it isn't." ---- "...fuck that high hat," the producer gal smirks. >interject "Fact is," you interject, "fascist regimes have always relied on paranoia and control. Every fella spying on another fella. You trust one guy one day and the next day you're suspicious of him. The enemy ain't anyone. The enemy is uncertainty. Uncertainty and fear, that's fascism." The man mouths "What the fuck?" to the woman. *** Wrong moment, buddy *** Would you like to RESTART, or QUIT? > undo Subway Car [Previous turn undone.] >z ---- "Where are you going, then?" ---- You hear, strangely, a small whimper. "I hung my bishop. I hung my bishop. Please don't notice my bishop." >* lol nice Uh...what? >interject "Fact is," you interject, "fascist regimes have always relied on paranoia and control. Every fella spying on another fella. You trust one guy one day and the next day you're suspicious of him. The enemy ain't anyone. The enemy is uncertainty. Uncertainty and fear, that's fascism." The woman glances up. She seems to be annoyed, but you can't imagine why. *** You made fascism on-topic. You lost! *** Would you like to RESTART, or QUIT? > undo Subway Car [Previous turn undone.] >z ---- The man scoffs. "Yeah, because you always have to know where I'm going. Paranoid, gatekeeping hypocrite." ---- The tourists slump in exhaustion. "You said this was the F train?" >interject "Fact is," you interject, "fascist regimes have always relied on paranoia and control. Every fella spying on another fella. You trust one guy one day and the next day you're suspicious of him. The enemy ain't anyone. The enemy is uncertainty. Uncertainty and fear, that's fascism." "That is true," the woman murmurs. "You're almost fascist, the way you try to control me like that." The man fumes. "Fascist? Is that what I am now?" He glances at you. "A fucking fascist?" *** Too late, pal *** Would you like to RESTART, or QUIT? > * yeah, slight lag -- oh well! Please give one of the answers above. Would you like to RESTART, or QUIT? > * Maybe that's part of the joke and I'm just too square to get it Please give one of the answers above. Would you like to RESTART, or QUIT? > quit