XYZZY Award Nomination List

…I only know the Why Are We Waiting? song from hashing… Joey, are you a Hash House Harrier?

No- I had never heard of Hashing before looking it up now- should I be a Harrier? It’s a song everyone sang when I was eleven or so- the fun part was finding new and improbably rhymes for ‘waiting’.

If you like running and drinking beer, then yeah, be a harrier.

Hash House harriers only know two rhymes for “waiting”, though… and neither are appropriate for 11 year olds.

Aviating isn’t suitable for 11 year olds? I disagree, sir.

Isn’t “Hashing” computer terminology for producing a message digest from a message?

However, you do need to be at least 14 years old to fly.

Actually you can start lessons at 11, provided you can reach the controls…

Sources: the Internet, which has never let me down yet!

So, can it be XYZZY time now?

Until maga gets back, let’s play Guess The Scandal for this year:

  • 37% of all games released last year turn out to have been written by Porpentine under a variety of pseudonyms
  • The Flexible Survival fan scene swamps the polls in favour of a game we’d all erased from our collective consciousness.
  • maga seeds into the list, using clever letter spacing, a code that is taken in subliminally and leads us all to vote for that wonderful game where you get to beat orphans.

Dear Porpentine,

Can you please make this happen next year?

Yours,
A fan

Some spelling errors on the list:* Bumerang Jack und das Amulett des Lebens - Tiel 1 - Die Flucht

  • The Chrnoicles of Clarnia
  • Die a Hero or Become the Villian
  • Pirates des Chara[iuml]bes
    Weirdly enough no errors:* Das Haus der Mathomatiker
  • when i was shot by elephants definiteive editiom

IT WAS ACTUALLY 100 PERCENT

“I’m Porpentine!” “No I’m Porpentine!” “In a way, we’re all Porpentine.”

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