I may still do “SMOKE STACK” because I think it has good potential, but I opted to go with the low-hanging fruit first. Yes, TROLL FACE.
You’ll need Hugo (or Hugor or Gargoyle) to play. I’ve included two versions. I think both adhere to the purist rule of being fair and winnable with just those two verbs, but the “Strict” version makes it so that you can only use those two verbs (plus a few out-of-game commands like Quit and Restart).
The bad news is that you all get to be my beta-testers. This is pretty much a public beta version. As ever, I think it’s complete, but there could be issues. I’m also prone to spelling mistakes, so if you notice any, please let me know that too. Rather than derail the discussion, you’re welcome to privately message me (PM). After any issues are rooted out and fixed, I’ll rebuild, do a more formal announcement, and add it to the IFDB.
Without further explanation, here is: