Another good year for IF draws to a close. So it’s time for another New Year’s Speed!
The motivation behind it is to offer people a chance at writing a small work of IF at the end of the year. Traditionally, the rules have been very loosely defined. However, as people have complained about this lack in direction, I’m offering two variants:
Write whatever game you like, in any system you like, starting now. Games should be submitted by December 31st.
If you want to take the classical Speed IF route, take two hours, or however much you like, and use one/all/none of the items mentioned on this list:
your mum’s shoes
Italians
-a tanning bed
a copy of Doom III
-the color chatreuse
-Tiny Tim (preferably as a foe)
-the smell of your evil twin
an e-peen hammer (whatever that may be)
A shirt which says “I killed my father and all I got was this lousy t-shirt”
Any approach that lies between the two is also okay.
If you’re thinking “So am I allowed to…” the answer is yes.
Sure, why not? All games playable on Floyd (and if you’re nice, even Undum games) will be played on ClubFloyd on New Year’s Day, Jan 1, at noon Eastern in the Toyshop on the trusty ifMUD. : )
Speed-IF doesn’t really have ‘results’, per se. Just games.
In Speed-IF, everything is permitted except that which is expressly forbidden. (For most of Speed-IF history people would just post a link to their game as soon as they’d finished it. The email-game-to-organiser, release-on-ClubFloyd model is a funky new variation.)
Yep it was great fun: we brought about Ragnarok three times (once with the aid of popcorn), murdered a dancing partner with the power of adverbs, avoided ruining Christmas and learned the true value of cheating.
More fun this past weekend: a riff on Dickens, a mob story, rescuing Elvis with a lemon and a Tarzan move or two, getting out of jail, using mistletoe to get to work on time, and a funny take on the Legend of Excalibur. I enjoyed it again.
Apparently next week we’ll be looking at the Hugo games.