I just realised how consistently pro-death I am. I’m pro-assisted suicide, pro-regular suicide, pro-death penalty, pro-abortion, pro-shooting-people-who-drive-40mph-on-a-65mph-highway and pro-tobacco. If you smoke a product with a cancer warning label on it, I believe you ought to die. I believe that less stupid people will speed things up. I’m pretty much pro-anything that will make the highway move faster.

This one is going on my scrapbook. Thanks!