Some of my fellow horsepeople are giddy at seeing code that creates code. That’s okay. To each their own. But I am personally more impressed by an otherwise overlooked detail: the fact that @Afterward made his code simultaneously shorter, more efficient, and more insane, by exploiting the fact that the word “understand” ends with the word “and”. How deliciously demented! Our IronChIF does not quaff absinthe, absinthe quaffs him!