Inappropriate responses

I started an IFDB poll for inappropriate responses from works of IF.
Replies that are inintendedly funny, so wrong, deeply philosophical, you name it.
Let’s hear (over there) what you ran into.

I didn’t think it was de rigueur to mention my own game on a poll, but some people liked the original response to trying to “unclog drain” in Calm.

In Dangerous Curves, > ASK LIBRARIAN FOR DATE

“Is your arm broken? Get it yourself,” is her reply.

yes, that’s the kind of unintended to-the-pointness I am looking for (even though I guess the input has been constructed to go with the output).

Please add it to the poll!