> EAT CANDY AND TALK
Matt opens one of the candies one-handed and eats it. The amputated arm immediately grows back in the form of melted chocolate and then solidifies. He’s like the T-1000 but more fun.
He tosses the candy wrapper 10 feet across the room, neatly into the trash can. “So, how’s everyone’s IFComp entries coming? I reached a milestone yesterday by completing my alpha programming. Then I put my poor wife through a two-hour beta test in which she stubbornly refused to use the game’s tutorial mode. She might have been ready to shoot me once we were done. But I got a lot of useful data.”