This Oglaf episode reads like a setup for a choice passage and responses I would totally write.
There’s more. I’d end up picking the last one, but #7 is a close runner-up. (Oglaf is very NSFW, but this specific strip is not visually explicit.)
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“Don’t you understand? I’m a bloody fool!”
“Sorry, I just had a root canal.”
“What can I say? I wear my heart on my sleeve.”
“Hell yeah, I’m a red-blooded American!”
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“This tie-dye pattern is all the rage with the kids. What, you’re not on Tik-Tok?”
“I just came from having a shave…I KNEW that barber wasn’t paying attention!”
“The Gallagher matinee at the club just ended. Beet juice never comes out, amirite?”
“Look over there: a THREE HEADED MONKEY!”
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Oh lordy, I feel like in my old tabletop group, we probably tried like half of these. Our go-tos were “don’t worry, we’re in a band/experimental theater troupe” and pretending we were going to throw a surprise party for a friend whenever we got caught lurking somewhere we shouldn’t. Honorable mention to croaking out “but my Charisma specialization is ‘Trustworthy’” as the bluff went totally to pot.
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Just don’t press “next”.
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