Just recompiled my game and for the first time (after dozens of recompiles), the headline is giving me a problem and I don’t know why.
The headline is "A Really Cool, Man, Cool Text Adventure for all you hep cats and bitchin' kittens!"
Problem. You wrote ‘The headline is "A Really Cool, Man, Cool Text Adve […] you hep cats and bitchin’ kittens!"’ : but this seems to say that a thing is a value, like saying ‘the chair is 10’.