For any of ye landlubbers who may have forgottten, today be National Talk Like a Pirate Day. So shiver me timbers, h’ist the yardarm and keelhaul the cook! And lest any of ye sojers ferget, it was a pirate who first forced us to enter the maze in Adventure! Harrr, me hearties!
My contribution to this most august holiday is to point out the PERHAPSHALF cheat in Treasures of a Slavers Kingdom, which breaks a lot of game logic by letting you PARLEY WITH GUNWAR from the earliest points in the game