Grinding is fun with Dink!

TV Tropes dot org is already a huge time sink in and of itself. But!
While I was following the twisty passages that make up the site, it led me to an even bigger pointlessly timeconsuming whirlpool.
One I vaguely remember from the hazy days of yonder, when I imagined myself a foulmouthed pigherd-turned-hero tossing battle axes at monstrous foes.

Yes, lo and behold, I have stumbled across a download link to the one and only Dink Smallwood.

I may well lose all status and accompanying Lounge-access here. Randomly spawning evil beasts must be attended to.