Why are we limited to only two text effects and how can that be extended?
Because my decisions about how to satisfy everybody with a text layout system were not very clever. It’s an old mistake (1998).
I’ve been promising a replacement system for a while now. I could say “this month for sure!” but somebody would probably hit me.
(But, this month for sure!)
This month?? 
What can I say, I lol’d.
The purple nosebleed isn’t helping me concentrate.
Strange, you don’t look like an “Emily” 
wgm
That’s because he’s an “Andrew” 