I’m making a gun that, if fired at oneself, will not go off and will instead display a message. It cannot be fired at anything else, either, it is simply a gag.
Shooting it with is an action applying to two things. Understand "shoot [something] with [something]" as shooting it with. Check shooting it with: if the first noun is not self: say "Trust yourself. You want to die. Use the bullet on something worthwhile."; stop the action; if the second noun is not a gun: say "I don't even want to know what you've gotta be smoking. That's not possible."; stop the action; Carry out shooting it with: if the first noun is self and the second noun is a gun: say "You press the gun to your temple. Breathing slowly, you pull the trigger.[paragraph break][italic type]Click.[roman type][paragraph break]The gun does nothing. You check the chamber, only to find that the 'bullet' is a tootsie-roll. It would seem that your future self has just duped you. He knows how badass this fucking game is.[paragraph break]Now that you think about it... You're hungry as hell. And the gun is starting to look quite appetizing... Care to indulge?";
The code ends with an error in translation, with two errors in matching phrases but not recognizing them. I’d really appreciate any help!!