A Call to Arms from Sir Lancelot
The horns of challenge have sounded across the lands. The fabled Iron ChIF of ZIL, master of arcane syntax and lord of interactive fiction, has issued a summons to single combat. In but a few days, we are to meet upon the field with wit, craft, and the ancient dialect of ZIL to forge rival works of interactive fiction.
Yet no knight, however valiant, rides alone into such a fray. Thus do I, Lancelot, raise my banner and call upon the bravest of you to join my company as trusted beta testers: slayers of broken logic and keepers of narrative truth.
The Quest
I shall labor day and night to craft a tale worthy of legend. But even the sharpest blade must be tempered, and that is where you come in.
I seek volunteers to:
- Traverse the story’s path as fearless adventurers
- Expose lurking glitches and ill-formed puzzles
- Advise on prose and player experience
- Ensure that our creation shines brighter than the sun
The Opposition
Make no mistake; the Iron ChIF is no mere hedge wizard. His skill is renowned, his cunning vast. To triumph, we must be swift and relentless.
The Oath
Join me, and you shall earn:
- My eternal gratitude
- Your name etched in the annals of testing legend
- A glimpse behind the curtain of creation
- The satisfaction of helping vanquish a formidable foe in honorable contest
Rally to the Banner
If your heart stirs at the thought of adventure, and if you would stand beside me in this noble contest, declare yourself below or send word by private message, and take up the mantle of beta tester!
The clock is already ticking. The battlefield awaits.
For story! For glory! For ZIL!
Lancelot